I must be suffering from some weird syndrome. I just can’t stop thinking about you.
1. Money can’t buy happiness but
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the motherfucker’s name.
3. Help a man when he is troubled & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does milk.
April fools conversation. →
Girl’s phone is ringing
Girl: Hello ?
Boy: Hey..
Girl: You okay ?
Boy: Meet me at the park.
They meet at the park.
Girl: Are you okay ?
Boy: Yeah..
Girl: Are you sure..?
Boy: As a matter of fact, I’m not. I’ve been sitting here for the past two years, to only see you get hurt by jerks. I’ve always been here for you, & I’m glad to be. But when I see you cry about guys that DON’T deserve you, I wonder “I could treat you so much better.” But, no. I’m not gonna force you to have feelings for me. I just wanted to let you know, that I’ll always be here. No. Matter. What.
Girl: …
Boy: What’s wrong ?
Girl: Nothing..
Boy: Nothing will be wrong from here on out, I promise. Just answer this question.
Girl: Yes ?
Boy: Will you be my girlfriend ?
Girl: What ? Please don’t pull an April Fools on me.
Boy: I’m not playing around, I asked you out on April 1st for a reason.
Girl: And that reason is ?
Boy: To show the world that my love for you isn’t a joke.
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people that actually don’t reblog this
LOL OMG THERE IS A FILO JEEPNEY JOKE JUST LIKE THIS. AHAHAHHA this is like a modernized version.
